Customising Your Sex Doll: Options And Ideas

Sitting on my porch this morning and smoking my humongous pipe has made me realize one thing: this world of ours has become much more advanced and artificial than I could have ever imagined. I have found out that you can create, order, and receive your own sex doll that you yourself have made the way it is. I don’t mean those inflatable dolls with their mouths open you sicko, I am talking about state-of-the-art realistic sex dolls that look and feel just like the real thing.

I mean, what are you telling me? Tomorrow, I can have inflatable cows running around my wheat fields and realistic horses who are artificial and I won’t feel the difference when I ride them? Come on, that is preposterous! But these realistic sex dolls are a thing today and the best part about them is that you can customize them as much as you want! It’s true, you are the sole creator of your realistic sex doll and you decide what she’s gonna look like. I said “she” as if the dolls are alive… but are they…?

Artificial Sex Feels Like the Real Thing!

What makes these sex dolls so special these days? Well, the technology has advanced beyond the point of no return. If you can make a freaking 3D house with a printer, you can make an artificial girl that feels like the real thing, right? That’s exactly what sex dolls are all about these days. The websites and companies that make them are using the hyper-realistic rubber that feels like skin. The rubber is called TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer) and it is so close to the real thing that it is terrifying…to my friend Bob, not to me…the Porn Sheriff is not afraid of anything.,,

Still, nothing they can do will fill the empty gaze of these dolls. So, the solution is – don’t look them in the eyes when you fuck them haha! Some dolls can be programmed to move their face, jaws, eyes, and even moan and speak! Why am I not surprised?! They couldn’t make a woman who can keep her mouth shut to save their lives! Still, hats off to the websites who give you loads of customization options. Let’s take a look at some of them now!

How Can I Customize My Sex Doll to My Liking?

Most websites that create realistic sex dolls have tons of options. They have some models already created and, if you are a lazy scumbag who just wants to get things over with, this is perfect for you. Simply pick one of the already-created dolls and ship it to your home address. However, if you are a little more meticulous person with attention to detail, you can spend literal hours in creating your perfect sex doll. The options for customization are so wide and amazing that you won’t have the slightest idea when the time for sheep herding comes. Don’t ask me how I know…

Anyway, you can customize anything on your sex doll. First of all, you can choose whether you want them to be created out of silicone or TPE. The silicone ones also feel great and they are a bit cheaper so think about that. Then, you can customize the appearance of the doll. The size of ass, boobs, waist, shoulders, legs, feet, anything can be made as you fancy it. You can even get a chubby doll or a real anorexic one, if that’s what you like. Also, the height of the doll can be chosen so those tall bastards can finally get a girl of their own height.

Other than that, all the facial features can be customized. The color of the eyes, size of the lips, cheeks, hair, nose, everything can be changed. These customization options are easy to find and the Sheriff didn’t have any problems doing that (as if I ever had a problem online…I am an internet God). You can even customize the outfit of your sex doll. So, if you choose a Japanese model, she can wear a kimono and those wooden flip-flops that they like. Still, what counts is when you take the kimono off and see what’s below.

How Much Money Is This Artificial Pleasure?!

Buddy, if you want the real deal and that means the best-looking, realistic sex dolls, you will feel a serious bump in your wallet. Turns out I would have to sell a couple of my best cows to get a doll like that because they cost thousands of dollars. But hey, if you don’t have a nickel, don’t go on the ride. If you thought that customizing and creating a doll of your own would be cheap, think again. Maybe you should go back to those inflatable dolls that everyone used in college. There is a place where you can put your dick in and that’s it.

Final Thoughts?

Finally, let’s not wrap things up before speaking about the most important thing – delivery. Everyone is wondering if your nosy neighbors would be able to see that you just got the state-of-the-art realistic sex doll when it arrives at your doorstep. Well, they won’t! The websites that send these dolls make sure that everything is done privately and securely. So, the neighbours will think that you just got a new China cabinet while you unpack the best sex dolls out there that you customised the shit out of!