How to Book an Escort: A Step-by-Step Guide

I wish the internet were a thing when I was a teenager. I would never go to sleep with blue balls or a sock on my right hand that was covered in … well, you know what. Today, with the expansion of the internet services, anyone who doesn’t want to spend the night alone can find himself (or herself, yeah, girls do this as well) someone to keep them company. Of course, dumbass, the Porn Sheriff is talking about getting escorts to come knocking on your door. It is something that is very popular these days and everyone is using escorts.

The thing is that the most incredible escort ladies are reserved for the VIP clients such as celebrities, sport stars, etc. These dudes get the most gorgeous looking girls who cannot usually be found on the websites. However, for any loner out there, including me and you, there are tons of sites where you can find amazing escort ladies for your needs. If you are looking for young babes, MILFs, and even mature escorts, you can find them all. But how difficult is it to get an escort these days?

Outstanding companionship and matchless experiences

If you are on Porn Sheriff’s territory, you don’t have to spend a single night alone anymore. A different girl can come knocking on your door and fulfill every single sexual fantasy that you have had since you first milked your turtle back in elementary school. Of course, you will need money to get these girls and their services but you can always earn money just like I can always find a different mule than the one that ran away on me yesterday. Martha, you will feel my wrath when I get my hands on you!

For example, I would want to get an escort lady called Martha so I could pretend that she was my runaway mule so I can whip her and teach her a lesson. I can do that so easily on a site that deals with Mature escorts. I can find all sorts of gorgeous ladies there who would kill for the opportunity to get it done with the one and only Porn Sheriff. How can I do it? Well, booking an escort is a simple thing when you think about it so let me tell you all I know! Here is your step-by-step guide on how to book an escort today!

1. Find the directory of escorts you are interested in;

Like I said before, some people love teenagers, others love young babes, MILFs, or in my case, hardcore mature ones that will reset your brain and your dick. Doesn’t matter which escort site you visit, you can enter a directory with all the available escorts for you at that moment. For mature escorts, check the link I posted up there. Found it! Well done! You’re a smart one!

2. Choose the area where you are located and find escorts there;

If you are an American-based loner, you need to pick your state, city, or location where you are. Don’t expect a girl from Boston to show up in LA, you know… So, you can usually find all the bigger cities or states where the escorts are located. Once you find yours, click on it and let’s get moving.

3. HARDEST PART: Pick the girl you like!

Once you select your city, the magic starts to unveil in front of your eyes. All of the escort ladies available in that city will magically appear in front of you. They have their own profiles with sexy pictures, videos, and most importantly – information. You will read a short introduction about the girl, what she likes, where she is located, etc. There will be pictures you can see and the phone number that you can dial if this is the girl you want.

4. Contact the girl and set up a meeting;

When you have selected the girl you want, simply dial her number and set the meeting up. You can see if she has an incall location available or not and you can simply meet this lovely girl whenever you set it up.

Sounds Simple! How Much Does It Cost?

Oh my sweet green child… When you spend the night with the woman of your dreams, will you be thinking about the money then?! Namely, every girl has her own hourly or daily rates and you have to discuss them with her. It all depends on the nature of her visit. Of course, the price is not going to be the same if she is coming to simply suck you off or use her hardcore BDSM toys on you!

Final Thoughts?

What more do you need from me?! I have to go and milk my cows right now and I leave you to ponder about the idea of spending a night with the most gorgeous girls in the universe. I have shown you how, use your head before you use your dick! So long!